Literally the cat is out of the bag. Never again would you need to buy any $17 eBooks or join any $47 membership sites to learn the secrets of how you can get thousands of twitter followers. Never again would you need to be a very special or talented blogger to be able to have a thousand or tens of thousands people following your tweets.
You must have wondered many a times about how bloggers have thousands of followers. You must also have been guessing that maybe it is because these bloggers have many wonderful news to tweet about, thus attracting tens of thousands to follow them. Well wonder and guess no more.
The Dot Com Mogul, who was told this secret by The Super Affiliate, who in turn got the wind from The Guy With The Skills To pay The Bills, will reveal to you how you too can join the big league of bloggers who has tens of thousands twitter followers. Mind you, these are reputable guys who speaks and attends all sorts of high level “Cons” that you and me can only dream of attending. So you better take their words for it.
And the big secret is…………tadaaaaa…… you buy them……..
…………For ten cents a piece.
Huh????
“You mean to say, all those tips I ave been reading about how I should give high value information, tweet smart opinions, and other silly what-nots, so I can build up a good Twitter following are all bullshits?!”
It sure looked that way, my dear friend.
But then, don’t you already know? Money is what makes the world go round and round.
Money buys everything. You can “buy” feed subscribers by way of giving them some expensive gifts. You can buy backlinks from PR8 sites. You can buy front page listings in established directories, You can buy top position in Google Search.
You can also buy their souls
Or sell yours. If there is a profit to be made. For you might be asking, why the hell do you need to buy followers. Here lies the answer.
Spending $2,500 to add 25,000 followers sounds like a waste of money, right? Well, it would be if that is all you do and I do know people who would pay for followers just to boost their ego with a high follower count. However, this is a very profitable venture for me. By increasing my follower count from 50,000 to 75,000 (while still following only 99 people) I will be able to raise my Sponsored Tweets price by 50%. This will add over $2,000 every month in additional tweeting income. In other words, I’ll recover my $2,500 investment in less than two months.
Don’t try to be a hypocrite to think you are holier than thou and curse the man for being unethical or anything.
Admire his guts. Imitate him and you will be rich and successful. That is how things works in this world. I have said that a thousand times before.
To buy them? Geez, the followers are then not real.
Anyway, I’ve always love your blog for being honest. I forgot that you told me that ahpek.com is gone….just now I went and check out and found that the site is probably owned by someone else with none of the funny contents.
Hi YinTeing,
Glad you still remember this old fart. Looks like my poetic talent did leave some lasting impressions.
I’ve long past that phase now. After a couple of years I felt it was a big waste of time.
Hope to see more of you here. Not much funny stuff here though.
What’s a Sponsored Tweets price ?
Anyways I have tried this, I had few bucks in my account and wanted to see what the service is and decided to buy 50 followers.
Well they don’t really do anything, but follow from behalf of my account a mass of people via a script or a program (like huminbird) and they wait some of those to follow me back.
So I requested a refund, and erased everyone they have added, cause it’s merely stupid.
From that day on, I don’t really tweet but I have my blog posts linked there so I get around 5-6 followers per day.
Sponsored tweets pricing as I understand, depends on the number of followers and the quality of those followers. I have never done it so I don’t really know.
Frankly, if you just want the numbers, there are many free ways to get tons of followers if you do not mind the quality. So I don’t really see the need to buy them purely to increase your counts.
I find twitter, ignorant. Out of those 1150, that have followed me, I keep conversation with just 2, cause everyone else is trying to sell me something.
Twitter are ignorant? That’s why they are aptly called TWITters!