The 3 most unorthodox way of getting traffic.

Create a Most xxxx Bloggers list

Simply make out a list of Bloggers and post it to your blog. Title it “The Most Influential Blogger” or “The World’s Most Powerful Blogger” or something similar. List out at least 50 to100 names and URLs of all the bloggers. Design a badge and award it to those in your list so they can brag about it in their blogs. Make sure all those whom you have listed knows about this blog listing. They will start bragging about their award. They will link you so that their readers can see for themselves that it is true. They will come. Their readers will also come.

Plaigarise someone and let them know that you have copied their work.

Do a major cut and paste job from a popular blogger. Copy each and everything word by word without any alterations. Include all their images too. Make sure the victim knows about this. He will curse you in his blog and link you so all his readers will come and see your copy cat ways. Even if he is smart enough not to deep link you, he will furnish them with your URL. Either way, you will be increasing traffic that you so badly wanted. If you can’t stand criticisms, close your comments.

Condemn other Popular Bloggers

And you must condemn them to the deepest hell. All his loyal readers will start condemning you back. All bystanders will come and read your condemnation. It will bankroll until you are the most searched blogger in Technorati.

DISCLAIMER

Though I have seen people doing it, you are advised against doing any of the above to increase blog traffic unless you are terribly stupid. (or desperate)