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Top 5 Reasons Why I Will Never Be Able To Get Rid Of My Beer Belly.

I am doing this post as part of Darren Rowse group writing project to give this new blog a little exposure. I have taken part in a few of Darren’s previous project in my old blog and the response has been encouraging, with links and visitors dropping by through the link in Darren’s blog. This time around, participation has been overwhelming so I don’t think I will able to garner as much a response as before. However, just getting a link from Problogger.Net is good enough for me and this blog.

The topic for this Group Writing Project is titled, Top 5 and here is my,

Top 5 Reasons Why I Will Never Be Able To Get Rid Of My Beer Belly Or Fat Belly (as misus prefers)

1. I can never get a wink of sleep when sober.
2. I am still sober after my fourth tipper
3. By the time the fifth one is served, it’s only 8.45 pm
4. I can’t be home before 9 because my fat lady will be still awake and she will start nagging me about my drinking habits. So I ordered the 6th.
5. Surprisingly, the 6th. one tasted much better than the first few, so I got meself another … and another… and yet another…………………

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39 Responses to “Top 5 Reasons Why I Will Never Be Able To Get Rid Of My Beer Belly.”

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  1. I lol ed as well :) good post.

  2. Lol! This is a funny post.

    Beer drinkers often deal with this kind of problem. This is also a problem especially if you are maitaining a good set of body curves.

    Thanks for your post.

    If you have time, why don’t you drop by my post:
    http://mobileko.blogspot.com/2007/05/snatch-top-5-tips-on-how-to-be.html

    It’s also an entry for the problogger top 5- group writing project. ^^ Goodluck to us all!

  3. Ali says:

    I eat wayyyy too many sweets, so I have a belly just not a beer belly, more like a sweet belly.

    Great read for the group blogging project. Check out mine on my blog.

  4. Eli James says:

    Oh my goodness. Hilarious!

    ROTFL!

  5. Toonses says:

    Oh, dear! It seems we are in the same boat as I have a love and affinity for beer that goes beyond what any normal person should feel towards a beverage! Perhaps I should start the work-out regime now in hopes of it going away before I hit thirty!

  6. Ah Pek,Thanks for comenting on my blog. ^_^

    This is my reply to your comment:
    “LOL! To all my readers, dont get too carried away. Remember were just playing a game of pretend. I’d hate to see you guys running around with a freshly snatched celphone on your hand.

    Im thankful that you enjoyedmy post! ^_^”

    Thanks again! ^_^

  7. How to Really Lose Weight says:

    I love it. In the same vain of humor, I have an easy cure for any beer belly.

    I recommend reading before beer #6, though. Taking my advice while drunk may give you an ulcer, get a terrible room-mate, become eaten by a wild animal, shown half-naked on the internet, and deported.

    Enjoy & bottom’s up!

  8. elysa says:

    lots of loling for me too. apparently your fat lady doesn’t read your blog.

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