Why Do Internet Marketers Whore Themselves.

How would react when some pot bellied, middle age guy with a badly receding hairline tells you that as a bonus for buying his product, you will get to spend 30 minutes with him personally and he will give you his undivided attention? I do not know about you and your sexual preferences, but surely, I will puke.

Okay, okay, that was kind of an exaggeration to bring home the point. That guy could be as good looking as Tom Cruise even, but the fact is, I do not understand how some one can put themselves so high on the pedestal that they think people will pay to spend time with them. Does not that offer sound strangely familiar coming from those skimpily dressed lasses down the back alley? Like those we see in detective movies. Like, “Come on baby, I give you my everything, 30 minutes for the time of your life…” Please tell me the noun for people who makes a living that way.

I have nothing against self promotion. Every successful men promotes themselves. Politicians promotes themselves. Bloggers promotes themselves. Internet Marketers promotes themselves. Self promotion is part and parcel of the game. BUT then, when it gets to a point where shameless self promotion brinks on whoring, it becomes disgusting. It gets to a point that the guy who has been promoting himself frivolously gets so carried away that he thinks he has sort of become God himself. He gets the illusion that people will want to badly spend time with him personally. So much so that, he thinks giving away 30 minutes of his time as a bonus will attract people to buy whatever they are trying to sell. How pathetic can that be.

So maybe you have never read or received those mails that pushes to you everything from making thousands a minute to making millions a month just by listening to taped recordings of ‘highly successful’ Internet Millionaires. No, there are no any special scripts or software. There are no any ‘training courses’. Just some recordings talking about their methods of making millions and in listening you will learn and in learning you too will make millions.

The sweetener, if you are still undecided whether to spend your hard earned money, is, you get to spend 30 personal minutes with that guy. The guy who made millions but still has to sell audio recordings. The guy who is going to help you make millions too. Imagine how precious that 30 minutes of his time can be. He could be making a few thousands within that 30 minutes, yet, he is willing to spend time with you. You better make sure you get your every minutes worth.

I read with bewilderment at the ‘testimonials’ “It’s the best 30 minutes of my lfe!” one proclaimed. ‘Wow! you are so generous to reveal your untold secrets during the 30 minutes I spent with you!” wrote another. “Oh boy! I have never heard of such sound advise!” yet another said.

Bah and humbug. So said Scrooge. By all means, blow your trumpet. Blow it as hard and blow it as loudly as your chest cavity allows you. Just please do not offer to spend time with me. You are not my kind and it turns me off.